I'm Only 46% Asian

what the heck is this nonsense?!




Some stupid incorrect survey thing:

[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[x] You were born in Asia
[ ] You use the term "Azn"
[ ] You think DDR is cool <-- what's that?
[x] You watch anime
[ ] You like Korean dramas
[x] You have stuff hanging on your phone <-- you don't know the half of it...
[x] Your parents want you to marry within your own race
[ ] You eat rice almost everyday
[x] You drink lemon tea

X's so far: 6/10

[x] You style your hair
[ ] You have a xanga/bebo/myspace/friendster

[x] You speak languages other than English
[x] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY asian parents
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
[ ] You always get A's/B's on your report
[ ] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[ ] You know your multiplication table
[ ] You play badminton or table tennis
[x] You've seen the Asian version The Ring/The Grudge

X's so far: 11/20

[x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[x] You own an Asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)
[x] You're not the only child
[x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[ ] If you're a girl, you prefer white guys over asian guys, or if you're a guy you prefer asian girls
[ ] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[ ] You can do the rubiks cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house <-- standard issue item in every student's pad
[x] You play video games

X's so far: 18/30

[x] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[ ] You have karaoke at home
[x] You have have heard of BoA, Gazette, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt, Jay Chou, Twins, or DBSK
[ ] You've been to a LAN party more than 3 times <-- a WHAT?
[ ] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[ ] You own a gaming console
[x] You play a musical instrument
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks well
[ ] You get nothing if you do well in school <-- i get nothing anyway =_=

X's so far: 23/40

[ ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod
[ ] You don't like football <-- which footie? american fake-footie? or the real footie?
[ ] You have a curfew
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[x] You know what purikura is
[x] You like bubble tea
[x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[x] You've played final fantasy
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies

X's so far: 28/50

[ ] You know what bok choy is <-- i SHOULD know this... OMG! Luke knows this! how the hell does my typical bf know this and i do not?!
[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[x] You have/had a tutor
[x] You've had pocky/yan yan before
[ ] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad"
[x] You like to save things in case you need them later, even if you never use it
[x] You have tasted durian <-- i LOVE i LOVEEEE
[x] You hope to be employed in something practical, like medicine, law, accounting, or engineering
[ ] You have eaten dog or snake
[ ] Everyone thinks you're at least a year younger than you actually are <-- sigh. wish i could check this one =_=

X's so far: 33/60

[x] You call your adult family friends "Auntie" or "Uncle"
[ ] You have or have had a bowl cut
[x] Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids
[x] You eat everything with chopsticks <-- whenever possible. so much easier to multitask
[ ] You hang your clothes out to dry on a line attached to the window of your flat and the window across from yours
[ ] You are applying to an ivy league college
[ ] Your parents or relatives have tried setting you up with someone
[ ] You eat for breakfast what is considered food unfit for breakfast
[ ] You scored higher on the math than you did on the verbal on the SAT
[ ] You always cheer for the Asian athlete on TV

X's so far: 36/70

[ ] You love shopping at Costco because everything's cheaper when buying in bulk, even if you don't need so much
[ ] You buy rice in 50lb sacks at least
[ ] You have had to wear hand-me-downs
[ ] You get two of the same thing but one is better because it's free
[ ] You fight for the bill because of face, even though you don't actually want to pay for such an expensive meal <--nope. pay for me all you want! mwahaha! *cough* actually dutch is the way these days...
[x] You make things yourself because it's cheaper, even though it takes more time
[x] You own a huge butcher knife but it's actually called a "vegetable knife"
[ ] You own a lot of Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein
[x] You can down cups of tea like water and not feel the caffeine effects because you're used to it effects of it
[ ] You love hot pot

X's so far: 39/80

[ ] You make your rice without butter, spices, or salts
[x] Your parents are especially loud on the phone
[x] You always take home the leftovers from a restaurant
[ ] You try to coerce others into taking the leftovers if you're eating with company
[ ] You give fruits as gifts
[ ] You will waste extra gas to find cheaper gas/other things
[ ] You are smaller in size compared to the Caucasian population
[ ] You have relatives in Canada
[ ] The number 8 is an extremely lucky and important number to you
[ ] The number 4 is an extremely unlucky number to you

X's so far: 41/90

[x] Every big event revolves around food
[ ] You have gotten used to the smells of herbal medicines
[ ] You are stick thin and want to keep it that way
[x] You try to save money on everything you buy
[ ] You eat a lot but it doesn't add much to your weight
[ ] You care a lot about staying in fashion with the rest of Asia
[x] School is always the number one priority in your family
[ ] You care a lot about honor and saving face
[x] Your parents expect you to do everything right
[x] You mix languages up constantly while thinking and speaking

Total: 46/100

......wth.




dammit! Luke scored 43% and now he's gloating about how i'm a FAKE ASIAN!




wth!